If I were the boss

When we were given the topic of ‘If I were the boss’ I couldn’t get the song ‘Like a Boss’ out of my head. This song is by a group called Lonely Island, it consists of three guys who started off doing live comedy skits in High School and eventually performed and wrote material for the popular America TV show, Saturday Night Live.

Lonely Island’s lyrics are funny and are not meant to be taken seriously. There music videos are also original. There songs feature some of Hollywood’s big names such as Akon, Seth Rogan, T-pain, Justin Timberlake and Susan Sarandon to name a few.  So for my blog I have decided to quote the lyrics of the song ‘Like a Boss’. If it doesn’t make sense check out the video on YouTube, I have posted the link below!

Like a Boss Lyrics by The Lonely Island

Mr. Samberg Thanks for coming to your performance review
No problem

So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the boss

Okay, so take us through a day in the life of the boss
Well the first thing I do is...

Talk to to corporate (like a boss)
Approve memos (like a boss)
Lead a workshop (like a boss)
Remember birthdays (like a boss)
Direct workflow (like a boss)
My own bathroom (like a boss)
Micromanage (like a boss)
Promote Synergy (like a boss)
Hit on Debra (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Sallow sadness (like a boss)
Send some faxes (like a boss)
Call a sex line (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat a bagel (like a boss)
Harassment lawsuit (like a boss)
No promotion (like a boss)
Fifth of vodka (like a boss)
S*** on Debra's desk (like a boss)
Buy a gun (like a boss)
In my mouth (like a boss)
Oh crap man I can't f***ing do it... s***!
P**** out (like a boss)
Puke on Debra's desk (like a boss)
Jump out the window (like a boss)
Suck a dude's d*** (like a boss)
Score some coke (like a boss)
Crash my car (like a boss)
Suck my own d*** (like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)
Chop my b**** off (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (like a boss)
F*** its brains out (like a boss)
Turn into a jet (like a boss)
Bomb the Russians (like a boss)
Crash into the sun (like a boss)
Now I'm dead (like a boss)

Uh huh. So that's an average day for you then?
No doubt

You chop your balls off and die?
Hell yeah

And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own d***
Nope!

Actually I'm pretty sure you did
Nah, that ain't me

Okay, well this has been eye opening for me
I'm the boss

Yeah, no I got that. You said it about four-hundred times
I'm the boss

Yeah yeah I got it!
I'm the boss

OK, great. I heard you. Bye.
LIKE A BOSS!

Check the video out at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c